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Part 10
LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE
6 Years Ago
“YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! I HATE YOU! GET OUT! GO!”
“THIS IS MY APARTMENT BITCH, YOU GET OUT!”
“I’M TAKING IT! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! NOOOOWWWW! AAAAAHHHH!”
“TAKING IT?! YOU CAN’T TAKE MY DAMN APARTMENT, YOU IDIOT! IT’S IN MY NAME, I CAN CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW!”
“DO IT, PUSSY! I DARE YOU! CALL THEM, HERE’S THE PHONE, DO IT, COME ON, PUSH THE FUCKIN’ BUTTONS! COME ON! NINE, ONE, ONE! DO IT CHICKENSHIT!” Sky dances around like a chicken. “BAK BAK BAK! BAK!”
“ALRIGHT THEN!” Derek dials “9″ into his cell phone. *boop*
“OH YEAH, WHAT YOU GONNA TELL’EM, JACKASS?! YOU GONNA TELL’EM I DON’T AGREE WITH SOMETHING YOU SAID?! YOU GONNA TELL’EM I’M STUPID? OH NO, I’M SO SCARED! THEY’S GONNA ARREST POOR LITTLE STUPID ME!”
“NO, I’M GONNA TELL’EM YOU KICKED MY TRASH CAN!”
“I DIDN’T KICK YOUR TRASH CAN!”
Derek kicks the trash can over, “YES YOU DID! NOW PICK IT UP BITCH!” Derek dials the next number, “1″ *boop*.
“GIMME THAT!” Sky takes the phone and presses the last “1″ and “send.” *boop boop* … *ring*
“STUPID BITCH ASS CUNT WHORE!”
“WHAT YOU GONNA TELL’EM DEREK?! WHAT YOU GONNA TELL’EM?!”
“THAT YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ PIRATE AND YOU’RE TRYIN’ TO COMMANDEER MY APARTMENT! AAAHHH, I HATE YOU!”
*”Emergency service”*
“SHIT!” Derek quickly hangs up.
Covering one eye with her hand, “HELLO OFFICER, CAPTAIN BITCH ASS CUNT WHORE HERE, COMMANDEERING THIS SHIT SHIP FOR AN APARTMENT! FROM COMMODORE WHORE-INGTON HERE!”
During this entire scenario, the cat and jackal chase each other around the apartment, jumping and climbing over furniture, hissing and growling at each other.
“WHORE-INGTON, THAT’S CLEVER!”
“UH OH, WHAT’S THIS?” Sky picks up Derek’s Game Boy.
“PUT THAT DOWN!”
Sky throws it on the ground and smashes it with her foot. “UH OH, IT BROKE!”
“AAAAHHHH! YOU BITCH!” Derek looks around hectically to find something of value to her. “OH, WHAT’S THIS?!” Derek grabs her laptop from the table. “LOOKS LIKE YOUR LAPTOP, DOESN’T IT?!”
“NO! YOU WOULDN’T!”
Derek throws it on the ground, and jumps down on top of it elbow first, yelling “SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA!” and smashing it.
“AAAHHHH!” Sky looks around for something else of value to Derek. She picks up his keyboard.
“DON’T TOUCH THAT!”
“UH OH!” Sky swings it around full circle, smashing it against the entertainment center. “OOPS! IT BROKE!”
Desperate now to win this war, Derek takes the ring off his finger. “UH OH, WHAT’S THIS? A PROMISE RING?! WHAT PROMISE?!” He throws the ring out the window and walks out the door. Exactly this same moment, the jackal draws blood from the cat, biting a chunk of skin from her chest. The cat falls to the floor. Sky is stunned, hurt, broken by this gesture, and she silently walks off into another room.
The jackal and cat sing1:
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Cat:
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that’s alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that’s alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Jackal:
I can’t tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now it’s a steel knife in my windpipe
I can’t breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it’s like I’m in flight
High off her love, drunk from my hate, it’s like I’m huffin’ paint
And I love her the more I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I’m about to drown, she resuscitates me, she fuckin’ hates me
And I love it, “wait, where you goin’?”
“I’m leavin’ you,” “no you ain’t come back”
We’re runnin’ right back, here we go again
It’s so insane, ’cause when it’s goin’ good it’s goin’ great
I’m superman with the wind in his back, she’s Lois Lane
But when it’s bad it’s awful, I feel so ashamed I snap
Who’s that dude? I don’t even know his name
I laid hands on her
I never stoop so low again
I guess I don’t know my own strength
Cat:
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that’s alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that’s alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Jackal:
You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you with ‘em
You meet and neither one of you even know what hit ‘em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills used to get ‘em
Now you’re gettin’ fuckin’ sick of lookin’ at ‘em
You swore you’d never hit em, never do nothin’ to hurt ‘em
Now you’re in each other’s face spewin’ venom in your words when you spit ‘em
You push pull each other’s hair
Scratch claw bit ‘em throw ‘em down pin ‘em
So lost in the moments when you’re in ‘em
It’s the rage that’s the culprit, controls you both
So they say you’re best to go your separate ways
Guess that they don’t know ya
Cause today that was yesterday
Yesterday is over, it’s a different day
Sound like broken records playin’ over
But you promised her next time you’ll show restraint
You don’t get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game, but you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane
Cat:
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that’s alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that’s alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Jackal:
Now I know we said things, did things, that we didn’t mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper’s just as bad as mine is, you’re the same as me
When it comes to love you’re just as blinded
Baby please come back, it wasn’t you, baby it was me
Maybe our relationship isn’t as crazy as it seems
Maybe that’s what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don’t you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I’m pissed I’ll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time there won’t be no next time
I apologize even though I know it’s lies
I’m tired of the games I just want her back
I know I’m a liar if she ever tries to fuckin’ leave again
I’ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
I’m just gonna
Cat:
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that’s alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that’s alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
1. Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love the Way You Lie
