Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6
Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Epilogue
Part 7
BAD ROMANCE
Lewis stands atop a hill, looking through binoculars down at Derek and Sky’s house from a good distance as Marion comes up from behind. Noticing him, Lewis welcomes him back, “Welcome back from the human world!”
“Hey Lewis.” Marion looks around. “Where’s Rain?”
“Down there…” He lets Marion look through the binoculars. “Derek showed up so she went to see him.”
“Hm..”
“Sooo… you gotta wife down there, huh?”
“Shhh… Where’d you hear that?… You gotta keep it on the D.L…”
“Ha, sure!… So… how’d ya get’er ta marry some old guy?”
“Dude… I’m rich.”
“That is so sweet, man. I wanna go.”
Rain comes up the hill from the side. “Hey baby, welcome back,” she says as she hugs Marion.
“Hey.” Marion hugs Rain and gives her a kiss as he also gives Lewis a no-more-talking-about-that look.
“He ain’t comin’… It’s hopeless.”
“Whaddaya mean ‘hopeless’?” Marion responds.
“Yup, they ain’t comin’… Them and their… their… their BAD ROMANCE! Let’s show’em how it’s done, hun!” Rain sings and dances, directed at times at and with Marion and at other times in all directions, and all three dance, with hints of a primitive rain dance, summoning a lightning and rain storm all round1:
PlayOooh, caught in a bad romance
Oooh, caught in a bad romanceRa ra ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romanceRa ra ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romanceI want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it’s free
I want your love
Love love love
I want your loveI want your drama, the touch of your hand
I want your leather studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love love love
I want your loveYou know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, bad romanceI want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romanceOooh, caught in a bad romance
Oooh, caught in a bad romanceRa ra ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romanceI want your horror, I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal as long as you’re mine
I want your love
Love love love
I want your loveI want your psycho, your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window, baby you’re sick
I want your love
Love love love
I want your loveYou know that I want you
And you know that I need you
(’Cause I’m a free bitch baby)
I want it bad, bad romanceI want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romanceOooh, caught in a bad romance
Oooh, caught in a bad romanceRa ra ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romanceRa ra ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romanceWalk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move, that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move, that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, fashion, baby
Work it, move, that bitch crazy
Walk, walk, passion, baby
Work it, I’m a free bitch baby!I want your love, and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don’t wanna be friends
J’ai ton amour, et je veux ta revanche
J’ai ton amour, I don’t wanna be friends
No I don’t wanna be friends
I don’t wanna be friends
Want your bad romance
Want your bad romanceI want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love, and all your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romanceWant your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)Ra ra ah ah ah
Roma roma ma
Gaga ooh la la
Want your bad romance
1. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
